Martha Stewart: Indestructible Robot

I've suspected it all along, but today it was proven -- Martha Stewart really is a robot! "“I have learned that I really cannot be destroyed," Stewart said in a recent article. Not only is she a robot, but she can't be destroyed!! Earth to mankind, Martha will be annihilating our race shortly!

It turns out Martha was pretty bummed because she thought that her Martha Stewart Apprentice was going to replace Donald Trump's, and that she was going to get to fire The Donald on her show. No such luck, robot.

Read the article here.