Real Rip-Off

Spencer is full of rage thanks to his experience with buying tickets to Saturday night's Real Salt Lake game.
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I hate that Ashlee Simpson. Even after her infamous lip-syncing incident on SNL, apparently she still dries her tears on hundred dollar bills. According to an article on MSN, the superstar singer will sing at your private party, charging a measly $35,000 per song. I can't wait until my birthday party!
A few weeks ago, I expressed my confusion at cell phones at concerts. Well, apparently it's going to get worse before it gets better:
Again, I need a camera phone. While driving to lunch today I saw a unique scene of love: an old man, probably in his late 60s, with a really long, dirty, white beard driving through the parking lot behind Burger King on his Jazzy wheelchair. His wife (I'm assuming) was sitting on his lap with her arms around his neck. Talk about a sweet ride.
Hooray! Though it took me entire day to create a 22 minute radio show, it was worth it. You can listen to my podcast here.
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