Two Band-Aids, a Sticker, and a TB Poke

Yesterday was a big day for me. I got a band-aid on my left arm for my flu shot, a band-aid on my right arm for a drug test, a poke in my arm for a tuberculosis test and a sticker for voting. Am I an All-American or what? Unfortunately, my one little vote wasn't enough to keep Borin' Orrin Hatch from winning his sixth nomination to the Senate. Poor Pete Ashdown.