America is "Super"
I totally chickened out. I had planned on voting for Super Dell Schanze, aka Captain Crazy, but then at the last second I decided that there was really no point in voting for someone just for comedy's sake.I do love that his official blurb from the Utah information pamphlet (click on the image for full view) says we'll be accountable for our choice. His website also contains the following taglines:
--All of the Other Candidates Suck!
--YOU ARE FIRED IF YOU VOTE HUNTSMAN OR OBAMA!!! YOUR JOB IS HISTORY!!!
--Promote Morality to Increase Prosperity. Fire Huntsman Immediately!!!
--SUPERDELL, Utah's ONLY Christian Candidate
SuperDell, you're still so crazy.
posted by su-tang 3000 at 9:42 AM
3 Comments:
Sorry to hear you chickened out. I, on the other hand, did not.
Would be funny if 51% of Utah shared our sick sense of humor and he was elected.
Super Dell in 2012!
10:52 AM
Isn't that how Arnold was elected? - all of those Californians with sick senses of humor? Or is it sick sense of humors?
11:06 AM
Yep, the joke would be on us. But at least we'd all get to travel via Superdell's various flying contraptions and get to have lots of guns.
11:18 AM
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