Car Stuff

I am not, uh, how you say, "mechanically inclined." When car stuff has to happen, I turn to my brother-in-law, Todd. Yesterday he helped me fix a broken sideview mirror. 

Todd's a car dude. And all of his friends are car dudes. So when Todd needed a tool he didn't have, he called in backup. Strangely, Todd and his friend actually like fixing stuff. So when they easily fixed the mirror, they turned to the next thing--my hopelessly dirty front lights. Of course Todd has an electric buffer. Who doesn't? Todd's friend turned to me and said, "Now we're going to buff your headlights. But not in a gay sort of way." Ahh, you got my hopes up, just to dash them.