Am I Gay for Lil Wayne?

The Eminem hatred seems to be dying down, but views are still going up. Over 1,500 now. While I'm doing okay with all the jabs, I am quite confused. I can discern the anger in each of the comments, but I have a hard time deciphering the actual meaning of most sentences. Should I be having (or did I already have) some sort of adult relations with Lil Wayne or Kanye West? If so, is that because I like Eminem or because I don't? I think that Lil Wayne needs a bath, but Kanye West seems to have tip-top grooming. So, you know, whatever.