You and Me, We Have a Disease. You Affect Me, You Infect Me.
I took Curtis to the InstaCare on Saturday night. (We headed there the second we thought he was sick. We're not about to make another $1,300 trip to the ER. Another story for another time). While we were checking in, we stood next to a teenage punk boyfriend/girlfriend couple.
He had a mohawk and a KMFDM t-shirt (man, that band has great artwork), she had rad hair and big gauges. Of course I tried to eavesdrop on her explaining her symptoms to the receptionist.
"I have pain in my side and my kidneys...but it doesn't hurt when I pee or anything."
I was thinking what I'm sure everyone thinks when they see punks-in-love at the InstaCare--STD. It's gotta be an STD. Punks are always up to no good. Yes, definitely an STD. Or maybe swine flu. I took two squirts of the anti-bac on the desk and held my breath.
Curtis didn't have an STD or swine flu. Just an ear infection like always. No report yet on the punks.
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posted by su-tang 3000 at 9:44 PM
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April is STD awareness month, be careful. STD cases on the rise!
A friend of mine who works for the largest STD dating == Positivefish. com == told me that the new subscribers have increased 30% over 2008. Rising STD rate sparks online dating sites.
7:44 AM
I think that Curtis is faking symptoms to get attention. Kids are more sophisticated these days, so watch out!
5:36 PM
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