Stickin' it to Chastity
So after much reworking, I got my lesson all ready and catered to an adult audience. I walked into the classroom and one of my class members said, "This is my 16-year-old sister. She's visiting today." D'oh!
So I went to Plan B, Aaron's made-for-seminary approach:
"You could always put a piece of candy in your mouth and then spit it on the ground and say 'Who wants it now?!'"
No. I didn't. I actually don't really remember what I rambled on about. But nobody got up and left class early, or worse, asked me where babies come from. So I guess it was okay. The real test now is whether they come back to class next week.
Labels: Mormon
posted by su-tang 3000 at 5:14 PM
4 Comments:
Umm...I'm sorry Spence? But are you comparing a person sexually active before marriage to a spit-out piece of candy on the floor?
9:29 AM
Yes, dear Jessie. You are finally starting to understand Mormon doctrine.
10:39 AM
As long as you keep a wrapper on the candy before you eat it, I say it's fine.
10:52 AM
haha.....Spencer, Last Sunday I told everyone to remember that it was Adam and Eve....not Adam and Steve!......I don't think anyone got offended.
11:47 AM
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