The Amazingly True Story of Gerry’s Giant Pickle

Nov 13, 2024 | Entertainment

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I have a friend named Gerry. 

When he smiles like this, he kinda looks like this. 

And when he dresses up for Halloween, he looks like this. 

He’s a double black belt in Aikido, which means he could easily kill a guy, if he wasn’t such a pacifist.

He’s also the best gardener I know. 

So when I saw this amazing story about a sandwich shop in New Jersey (somehow I thought it was in Chicago) that uses ginormous pickles as the bun…


…I decided I had two choices:

  • Fly to New Jersey and buy one
  • Ask Gerry to use his skills to make me one

I went with the latter. And because Gerry is a wonderful person — and always up for a challenge — he said yes. 

Here’s how he made it happen. 

After all the work of creating the beautiful thing, there was just thing left to do: Eat it. 

Was it delicious? Yes. 

Were there things we would do differently next time? Of course. (We probably should’ve let the pickles dry a little bit so they weren’t so slippery. But otherwise fantastic.) 

Should Gerry quit his job and open a sandwich shop called Gerry’s Giant Pickles? Absolutely.

Thanks to Gerry for making all my wildest pickle dreams come true.

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